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Marketing Concepts for a common man      

A professor at an IIM was explaining marketing concepts:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That ' s Direct Marketing

2. You' re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him."
- That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That 's Telemarketing.

4. You ' re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I ' m rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You ' re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:

"You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:

"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:

"I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.


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