A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside New Delhi. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire Paliament, and they're asking for a Rs.500 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a litre."
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