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Laughter The Best Medicine For Stress!

Courtesy: AVR, Chennai

Laughter The Best Medicine For Stress!

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer ‘Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is’.

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper: “Where is the money?”

The bookkeeper signs back: ‘I don’t know what you are talking about’.

The attorney tells the Godfather: ‘He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about’.

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple and says, ‘Ask him again!’

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: ‘He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!’

The bookkeeper signs back: ‘OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!’

The Godfather asks the attorney: ‘Well, what’d he say?’

The attorney replies: ‘He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger’!

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A man is driving down the road somewhat erratically. A cop notices this and pulls him over; he walks up to the window and says:

“Sir, I believe you’re drunk. I’m going to administer a breathalyzer test.”

Man, sheepishly: “Oh, I’m sorry officer, I’m a severe asthmatic, and I don’t have my inhaler with me… if I blow into that thing I could have an attack and die”

Cop, a little distrustful: “Uh, yeah… well, this is more invasive, but if you won’t submit to a breathalyzer, I’m going to have to take you down to the station and take blood.”

Man: “Yeah, well, see, the thing is, I’m a terrible hemophiliac, and so I can’t give blood… I might die.”

Cop, clearly frustrated: “Alright buddy, well, this is imprecise, but I’m going to have to have you get out of your vehicle and walk this line heel-toe.”

Man: “Oh, I’m sorry officer, I can’t do that, I’m drunk.”

source: Internet friends

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