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Tamil Software
அழகி மென்பொருள்
  
Tamil-English bilingual webmagazine dedicated to education of the masses through E-books, articles, worldwide informations, Slideshows,
Presentations on various subjects, photographs and images, moral and objective oriented stories and Lectures including audio and video

WAKE UP DEAR CITIZENS OF INDIA WAKE UP!

Courtesy: AVR, Chennai

WAKE UP DEAR CITIZENS OF INDIA WAKE UP!

A very apt description of TODAY's INDIA

Courtesy: v s srinivasan

A very apt description & Paining Jokes on India Today:

New Greetings from India.
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like the Indian Rupee, and
May your joy spread in your heart like
Corruption spreads in India!

One promise is being fulfilled,
when they said: GDP will rise this year!
The only thing we forgot to ask them is its full form:
G = Gas & Gold
D = Diesel & Dollar
P = Petrol & Parties

Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both.

Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be
More than its EMI per month!

Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN
(above Rs. 60 per US Dollar);
Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN
In Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre)!

Finally it has happened…After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol!
Now, there will be new slogan:
JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE!

Expensive petrol will help solve
The problem of traffic jams!

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford
Alcohol and petrol on the same day?

We have the world’s cheapest car
And the world’s costliest petrol.

Sign board at Petrol pump:
Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000
And get a TATA Nano absolutely free.

Man at Petrol Pump: tank Full...
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card copy...
Man: What?
Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION!

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