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Tamil Software
அழகி மென்பொருள்
  
Tamil-English bilingual webmagazine dedicated to education of the masses through E-books, articles, worldwide informations, Slideshows,
Presentations on various subjects, photographs and images, moral and objective oriented stories and Lectures including audio and video

Wonderfully described

Courtesy: AVR, Chennai

Wonderfully described

(courtesy: R.Krishnamohan)

CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

CLASSIC:

A book
which people praise,
but never read

SMILE:

A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:

A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

YAWN:

The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

EXPERIENCE:

The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

DIPLOMAT:

A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPTIMIST:

A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

MISER:

A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

FATHER:

A banker
provided by
nature

BOSS:

Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

POLITICIAN:

One who
shakes your Hand before elections
and your Confidence later

DOCTOR:

A person who kills
your ills by pills,
and kills you by his bills!

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