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Tamil Software
அழகி மென்பொருள்
  
Tamil-English bilingual webmagazine dedicated to education of the masses through E-books, articles, worldwide informations, Slideshows,
Presentations on various subjects, photographs and images, moral and objective oriented stories and Lectures including audio and video

Laughing with kids......No kidding!!!

Courtesy: AVR, Chennai

Laugh With Kids….No Kidding !!!

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?

STUDENT: Seven.

TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?

STUDENT: Nine.

TEACHER: That’s impossible.

STUDENT: No, it isn’t, Teacher. I’m eight today.

2.

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

3.

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WILLY: Me!

4.

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

5.

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

6.

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

7.

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher…snakes don’t have feet.

8.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

JOSE: Don’t bite any.

9.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

ELLEN: I is…

TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”

ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

10.

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?

JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.

11.

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,what would I have?

CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

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