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Sardar Jokes

Courtesy: Neelakantan Anand, Chennai

Hi Guys, Some of them are really gud ….. Just to make you laugh.......Cheers

Sardarji applied to a medical school to become a doctor! Needless to say he never made it, You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of Paintings.
Bacteria - back door of a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat Scan - searching for a lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.
Genes - blue denim.
Hernia - she is close by.
Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe.
Proteins - in favour of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red Blood Count - Dracula.
Tablet - small table.
Urine - opposite of you're out.
Varicose - very close.

SARDARJI bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

SARDARJI: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
SARDARJI: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

SARDARJI: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI: Can I take it tomorrow Doc, tonight is the finals

SARDARJI: People consider me as a 'GOD'!
Wife: Really, how do you know?
SARDARJI: Where ever I go, everybody says, "Oh GOD! he is here again."

SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a nearby pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'

How do you recognize a SARDARJI at School?

He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board.

Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand. When asked him why he did so, He replies that the weather forecaster had announced that while on the one hand it would be cold and on the other it may be hot.

SARDARJI sneaks into a bar when his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says, 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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