Courtesy: Stalin, Mumbai

English notices in Gujarat hotels......

In an Ahmedabad Hotel:

Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.If you are not a person to do such thing is please do not read this notice.

In a Baroda hotel elevator:

The lift is being fixed for next day.During that time we regret you will be unbearable.

In a Surat lobby:

Please leave your values at the front desk.

In an Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College:

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Edward's laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:

Drop your trousers for best results.

In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:

Take one of our horse-driven city tours-we guarantee no miscarriages.

In a 5 star cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist:

Specialist in women and other diseases.

In a Bharuch hotel:

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

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