- hidden meaning
Courtesy: Chandrasekaran, Kalakad
Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Rumor - News that travels at the speed of sound.
Dictionary - The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College- A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee - Individuals who can do nothingÂ individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.
Marriage - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
Worry - Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.
Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher -A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Optimist - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father - A banker provided by nature.
Criminal - A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Software Engineer - Who is paid for reading this mail. ,p> give courage as the best gift to others
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